I’m a Holiday Virgin.

  • Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
  • Never had a Valentine Kiss.
  • Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
  • Never had a Valentine.
  • Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
  • Never been taken out during Christmas.

(Source: erikbeeezy, via fittingmisfit)

Better late than never my ass. That shit is all mythis and fairydust.